Last night I went to get some milk for my oreos, and i tripped and spilled the whole cup!, but you know what they say, don't cry over spilled milk, so i didn't but when i went to get the Swiffer to clean it up, I slipped in it and fell, and it splattered all over the place. then i had to clean it up. which wasn't that funny.
And one time, my brother was walking up the sidewalk to our old house, and he was carrying 2 gallons of milk, and he tripped and the gallons dropped and the burst open like bombs spraying EVERYWHERE! good thing he was outside though. He got cut up really badly though.